Super Macho Off Topic (Nicknames)

BillyinStoughton · Dec 26, 2011

I've got some buddies with nicknames that are hilarious. My dad and I got discussing nicknames today and how certain people came by them. Here is the list of names from the crowd I run with. What have you's guys got?

Snot-Rod
Oil-rod
Doctor Joe
Honda
Heiffer
Crowbar
*sshole
Bubby
Click, bang, fudge (the last word edited)
Chub
Smoke
Jonny Law
Shwee
El Presidente

Too funny...just too funny!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 26, 2011

Korean jew, burrhead, boar t!t, peckerhead, and a few others that the potty filter finds offensive!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 26, 2011

Guy on a jobsite once was called Crisco...asked him about it and he said the boss was calling him lardass and he asked him to quit...... So he (the boss) started calling him Crisco and it just stuck........

Will- Tx.-Mn. · Dec 26, 2011

circut breaker
dishwasher
beef steak Johnson
pig Johnson
early "M"

Rollie NE PA · Dec 26, 2011

I am sometimes known as Poppa Smurf, Slingshot and Fuzz.

Bob M · Dec 26, 2011

Here's a few of the (printable) nicknames within my circle of friends/relatives:

The Stork
Rubbernuts
The Pope
The Deacon
Gasman
Pill Boy (the guy's day job is pharmacist)
Gomer
Melonhead
Turdman
Ironhead
Chief (chief in the local volunteer FD)
The REAL Chief (Chief's wife)
Whistle B*tch (FD's band's female leader/drum major)
Kerosene Annie
The Bhagwan
Calamity Jane ("CJ" for short...)
Boomer
The Trainmaster
Old Ed
Even Older Ed ("Old Ed's" buddy)

donjr · Dec 26, 2011

Bonger
Puss
Taddy (tadpole)
Slim
Buck
Hammer
Dumba$$
Dum-Dum
Thumper
Humper
Pusscake
Cat (catbird)
Kinky
Putt
Mutt
Dark Gable
Frack
Sparky
Olie
Doc
Fish
Flounder
Froggie
Ratcrap
Fartley
Shorty
Bunk
Shot
Buzz
Gashouse
Beanbag
Booger
Puzz
Whiggers
Moonbeam
Sunshine
Bubba
Skip
Tater
Beethoven
Mushy
Fosdick
Dawg
Rabbit
Daffy
Hairless
Toddy
Hairpin
Earring
Sleepy
Wingding
Goose
Buddha
Buddy
Fig (newton)
Howler
Bluto
Animal
Wojo
Goins (here and there)

Aaron Ford · Dec 26, 2011

Pushrod
Turd
Whistle
2dogs
Reddog

The call me The Illuminator at work, cause if I can't fix it, I tend to burn it down... And I tend to work on the HPS lighting more than the others.

Aaron

greenmech · Dec 26, 2011

Numb-nuts
Weasel

NCWayne · Dec 26, 2011

In the Navy I got nicknamed "Pee Wee". At the time Pee Wee Herman was a big thing. My initials are P W and my last name is Harmon so it was a natural thing. By the time I left the ship very few people knew me by anything else.

The next was "Short Circuit". Went to work doing maintenance for a concrete company and had one circuit on top of a silo that no one knew where the breaker for it was. So I had to work on it live when we had a problem. Wound up arcing he hot wire and tripped the breaker. Funny thing it didn't move all the way to the tripped position so we never found one actually tripped. Eventually we just started turning every breaker we could find of and back on until the circuit hotted back up. Worked there two years and we never did figure out which breaker was powering that circuit....

Detmurds · Dec 26, 2011

Chicken Eyes
Rally Sport
Action Man
Double Header
Elf
MS1 (Navy related)
The Godfather of Food Service
S-P
Libtard
Billy Wonka
Horse's A$$
The Pedophile (just because of how the guy looks)
Fish Face
Mofo
Nauber
Broke-Back-Cowboy
Smoke House
Rot Mot

John Harmon · Dec 26, 2011

As you can see my name is Harmon also.In the 18th century many Harmons lived around North Carolina ,Virginia and South Carolina.My surname Harmons came to middle Kentucky around 1805 or so.Their name was Harman when they left Pendleton County West Virginia but changed by the 1810 Census to Harmon and it remains so today.George Harmon and Margaret Wiley had a large Family who have their roots in Rowan County N.C.Are you from around there? I was born in Kentucky ,was raised in northern Ill. and retired to Arizona. John C. Harmon

dgasper · Dec 26, 2011

Punky
Black Andy
Porky
Googlie
Gruntnose
Tuse
Sprute
Beartracks
Bugs
Wampus the Brave
Sparrow
Weiner
Stretch
Hopalong
Scarface
Big Pig
Little Pig
Tubby

Old Roy · Dec 27, 2011

Had a boss at a tire plant I worked at all of 5' tall in the summer he always wore cowboy boots and a cow boy hat we called him "mini boss" in the winter he wore a blue tassel cap along with his boots.. yep you guessed it "Poppa Smurf"

One day this giant of a Canadian truck driver looked like Paul Bunion , came in he was gentle as a lamb, but he had hands that reminded you of Hams when he curled them into fists,we were all setting around in the lunch room.. He looked straight at our mini boss and said . "Ya know I was your size once... when I was about 6 years old." we never let Poppa Smurf forget that one LOL

Moline Addiction · Dec 27, 2011

Dirty Bag
Lil" Dirty Bag
Puff
Stiffy Bones
P-Dad
Slim
Fat Cobra
Goose
Runt
Buzz
Punky

WalJohn · Dec 27, 2011

Camelface
BD - for Brain Dead
Hogjaw

rrlund · Dec 27, 2011

My uncle used to give all the grandkids nicknames.
MARSHa was SWAMPY
Eddie was Spike
There was Huckleberry,Beaver,Goober.....

ihredo4 · Dec 27, 2011

A guy back in high school came in with the name "The Wild Stud" pinstriped on his car. He was the typical loud-mouth braggart Senior that thought he was something he wasn't. One night his car got modified. For the next couple weeks he kept getting ------ at everyone laughing at him. Finally figured out why when he saw that "The Wild Stud was now The Wild Stub." He is still refered to as STUB but nobody has seen him in over 20 years.

jim in N M · Dec 27, 2011

Every one called him "Joe the barber" One day I just called him "JTB" and it stuck !

Lesformore · Dec 27, 2011

I once knew a guy who went by the nickname 100%. He was real good at fixing things and when he was done they worked 100%.

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