why am I fat?

larry@stinescorner

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cookies my beautiful wife baked last night
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You gotta pick the sprinkles and kisses off and eat them seperate..... It's a chemical reaction caused by them being mashed/ground together that triggers the fat making process.......

So I'm told anyway...... Someone also said... "those who indulge will bulge".....
 
I feel your pain. My wife started cooking goodies a week ago, claims she is going to mail some to family.......told her she better hurry as I'm out to save on postage!
Fudge, brownies, oatmeal with butterscotch chips, chocolate chip, snickerdoodles and molasses cookies. And she's not out of bed yet this morning so maybe there will be more.......LOL
 

Or drink diet coke with them.....Cuts the calories in half..... And if you eat/drink twice as much, it makes them go away altogether.....
 
Looks Great!! I have never seen the cookies on the right, Fruit Loops?? If you cross your fingers when you eat cookies, the calories go away. Chris
 
Luckily I just got done with the flu, now I will just go back to my normal weight, instead of putting on 10 pounds. Good planning on my part.
 
I always heard if you break them in smaller pieces the calories will leak out of them and will not add on the pounds.lol. Merry Christmas to all.
 
How's come that one pan has a big empty space on the corner? You didn't snatch 'em from there did you?

I'll be glad to send you my mailing address so you can share. The mean ol' gal I'm married to won't make none for me.

Merry Christmas

Tom in TN
 
People say I'm too fat , but all this personality wouldn't fit in a smaller frame, so pass the cookies .. that empty corner must have been the raisin filled (my favorite)
 
There was a day when being fat was a symbol of your doing well. And I personally go with that sentiment!
Tell your wife that the Fruit Loop cookies look especially awesome! I would like the recipe for those!
 
Couple of suggestions. Use 2% milk- it's not as fattening. Or do like my mom does- hide them from me until after the kids and family get into them at Christmas. Then you get the crumbs. And if you need sustinence that bad, walk over to the neighbors and mooch some cookies off the neighbors' wife. Then you can exercise it off walking back home. See how easy it is?

Merry Christmas to All of you from Rocks Ridge Angus!!
 
All seasonal dishes (all seasons celebrated at least) are automatically passed through a calorie Stripping process, no worries! Jim
 
(quoted from post at 11:27:16 12/24/11) Larry, i thought you were just like me. i'm not fat just vertically challenged.

It's not fat..... these are powerful muscles without gettin tired......
 
The cookies look great.

If you break a cookie in half all the calories will leak out before you eat it.

Merry Christmas.
 
they look like a wreath with a bow on it,the recipe says use kix cereal,she bumped it up a notch and used fruit loops. She could e mail you the recipe any time you want it
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My wife spent 10 straight hours baking yesterday. 7 nut rolls and
baked 200 cookies ( six different varieties). No wonder I look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. LOL
 

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