OT...DRIVING...Where are you FROM??

Where A Driver Is From:

One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator
BOSTON

One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE

One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window:
TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA

Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA

Ya have em almost right Oklahoma should be Pa.

Oklahoma --Old pickups with 9 fishing poles mounted on front bumper empty beer cans in the bed.

BTDT spoonbill season.

I've never considered their home relevant, yet, if they have one hand on an expresso, one hand on a cellphone, one hand on a magazine and one hand applying lip stick as they propell their larger than a tank SUV thru a crowded street as every one seeks cover, they are a regular woman driver. I know that they would have us believe that they only have as many hands as we do, yet, while they drive they feel safe to be themselves. Has anyone else noticed that when women drive pray and church attendance rises? For the information of all, schools were built of concrete because mothers drove their children to school.

British here, and we drive on the correct side of the road :twisted:
But work in Germany and live in Canada, so have to put up with driving on the wrong side let alone the crazy drivers..

California drivers get a bit of an unfair rap. Despite the horrendous traffic, I've found them to be quite courteous. Of course knowing that the person in the car next to you might be an armed gangbanger tends to make one courteous.

When my Californian friends come to Michigan, they are uniformly terrified of the ridiculous freeway speeds and homicidal drivers here.

Everyone has bad things to say about Texas drivers. And they're all true.

(These observations are based on living four years in California, 18 years in Michigan and two in Texas.)

Woman passed me on the interstate using both hands to take curlers out of her hair.I can only guess what she was steering with.

How about the guy who had a bracket that held his laptop to the steering wheel?? Unreal.

macdonalds???? change that to Whataburger,no True Texan eats that clown food.

You got that right! I haven't had a Big Mac in over 30 yrs.

(quoted from post at 13:33:36 11/01/11) macdonalds???? change that to Whataburger,no True Texan eats that clown food.

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...and remember, Don't Mess with Texas!

I drive a JAZZY two wheel drive electric with joy stick stearing. I am from nursing home Kansas. gitrib

Please put City after the New York. It's a different state down there.

Last Big Mac I ate, I got food poisoning.

Fort Morgan, Colorado, April 1897. Haven't been in a McDonalds since.

That just means we are multi-skilled and able to multi-task at the same time!!!!!

If all you men are so busy watching us to see what we"re doing, you can"t possibly be looking where you"re going!

LOL.

Wow, 1897, you must have ate their first hamburger. Did you use the drive through ?

mostly true, but real Texans don't trash the highways.

1/8" of snow on the ground in Texas and driving don't mix...

I don't think the Big Mac is good anymore. not a good meal if you plan on using the drive through to save time. It is so messy you need a whole roll of paper towels to eat one.

I do remember when the first one opened in our area with the 18¢ burger with their famous Mustard and ketchup.

I do like Arbys chipped beef with a little Horsey Sauce on it .

Most of those descriptions could be Anywhere, USA, except for 4 wheel drives with shotguns in the rear window. They may find their way to town on Saturday night, the rest of the time they are down to the crossroads gas station settin' on a beer keg tryin' to out lie the others. ('Xeptin for Sundays, we's closed on Sundays.)

One hand on a cell phone
one hand on a shotgun
one knee on the wheel
Jacked up 4x4 with dog box
pulling a camo duck blind boat

Arkansas sometime during Duck season