A little humor

My kind of gal



Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass – it’s about learning to dance in the rain.



(Account from a Kansas State Trooper)


I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on US 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.





In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, body language, or the way she said it made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all, she responded once again she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.



I then asked her “what are you so afraid of?”



She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"
 

That story while it may be based in truth has been going around the internet for a couple of years.....to the point that he claimed to have pulled that on a Mn small town cop about 6 months ago.

Rick
 
I liked the story (apparently true) about a 92 year old lady who confronted an intruder in her house. She called 911, and grabbed the guy by the balls and hung on. By the time the EMT's arrived the guy was in such pain and misery he was pleading with the EMT's to save him.

In a post-incident interview, the lady stated, "I've milked goats all my life and I have a he11uva grip!"
 
suposed;y a true story from Readers Digest "Life in these United States"

Old gentleman got pulled over, Officer ask him for his license The old man replied " Sonny I've been drivin longer than you are old --- Never got a license." Officer ask him if he had an ID? Old man said "Bout what ?"
 
Local cop came by our place to take a complaint when a couple adults were riding 4-wheelers on my hay field a couple years ago. He met me along the road, I was in my truck. He seemed to be aggravated about having to deal with adults acting like kids. First question was "Do you have any guns in your truck"? I said yes, and in my house and in my shop and in my tractor cab.." His next question was, "Well whatta you need ME for"?
 

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