Posted by old farmer on March 29, 1998 at 19:56:02:
In Reply to: Re: Re: ALEINS STOLE MY TRACTOR posted by I wish aliens would still my wife on March 29, 1998 at 12:13:34:
well this is a true story im about to tell some of you might think im full of it but im not it happened in 1963 one of the farmers in our area said he had seen strange lights out in the field a few months went by and no body thought much about it we thought it was a joke well it came time for the harvest we were working hard we came in late one night and we got a phone call it was the guy down the roads wife she asked if we had seen her husband she said that she could see the tractor in the field with no driver i thought he was hurt so i got in the truck and went over i went to the field and seen the most strange thing there sat a 3010 still running and the 12A combine sitting there he was nowere to be found there was a man hunt for him but he was never heard from again and still to this day some of the people who lived around here think it was aleins that did it
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: : : This is most incredible but the other night I was out in the fields getting some last minute tilling in. The time was around 8:30pm and it was gettin really dark so I turned and started to head in. I decided to follow my east fenceline back to the house which has a large stand of balsam fir running along side it for the length of the field. About half way back I noticed a large glowing light beginning to rise from the woods, at first glance I figured it was the moon but I quickly noticed that it was risein a little to fast to be the moon. Ten seconds had past and the orb of light cleared the trees and settled directly over my tractor, I looked straight up into it but had to turn my eyes away due to the extreme brightness. Quickly I reached into my toolbox and took a sharp swig from my bottle of old grand dad, shook my head vioently then looked up to see if the object was still there. To my horror it was. It was now time to choose stay with the tractor or self preservation, As much as I love my tractor I was'nt about to become genne pig for a bunch of alein biology students so I jumped off the tractor and started highsteppin for the house. Not looking back I noticed my surroundings breifly light up as if something had exploded behind me but there was no explosion. No matter I was'nt gonna stop. After reaching the house I looked out over the field and seen no trace of what had happened. Not wanting to go out there in the dark I waited till morning, When I arrived at the place were I had left the tractor I quickly noticed that it was gone. Oddly enough the only question I have is, how the hell am I going to explain this to the insurance man?
: : Get a bottle of Jim Beam, go back to that spot,make sure that it is just about empty.Ask them to beam it back to you.Your tractor will probable reappear.
: Mabey I could dress her up like an 830, What field was that again??????