timing is everything.....

Anonymous-0

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I'm not a big fan of organized religion in general, but especially when someone tries to cram it down your throat. We are having spring weather with the warm sun and 2 minutes later a cloud and some rain. Warm weather tends to bring out the folks trying to drum up church numbers also. Had a pair come onto the property today that were real winners. Told them twice to leave and they kept talking, I was just about to give them a little assistance when a cloud opened up and started pouring. I looked up and said "thank you God", they never said a word and were gone.

Dave
 
Last Sunday the pastor wore a green jacket which several people kidded him before church that it looked like one Tiger Wood wore.
At the beginning of the service he stated "some of you have kidded me about the jacket. Have you ever heard of Tiger Woods, the golf pro? Well, I taught him." Half of the people asked "taught him what"?
Open mouth and insert foot.
 
Years AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my bass player was expecting male band members to come over and give him a ride to the gig. Well he was in the shower when a knock at the door came. He hollared to COME IN . No answer, so he proceeds to walk out of the shower Naked++ to the door,Two ladies with a bible in hand, mouth agape, stated "I can see your busy," and exited post haste. No sermon for today. LOU
 

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