Anonymous-0
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The Sargeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied "Mack". The Sargeant said "I must have the full name". The recruit replied, "That is my name".
The Sgt. then pointed out that everyone had a Christian name and Surname. To this the recruit replied."I was christened John Thomas McDangle originally,but I'm now known as Mack". The Sgt. was curious.
"Well I left school at 16 and,because I was extremely bright, was admitted to Medical school, I qualified before I was 21, thus becoming John Thomas McDangle,MD. But I was considered too young to practise medicine, and so decided to do further study, I choose Theology. On completion of these studies I became John Thomas McDangle, MD DD,Then ,unfortunately,I got into trouble with a lady of ill repute and got VD.
So the Medical Board removed my MD, the Church removed my DD, the VD removed my John Thomas-nothing left to dangle, so just call me Mack."
The Sgt. then pointed out that everyone had a Christian name and Surname. To this the recruit replied."I was christened John Thomas McDangle originally,but I'm now known as Mack". The Sgt. was curious.
"Well I left school at 16 and,because I was extremely bright, was admitted to Medical school, I qualified before I was 21, thus becoming John Thomas McDangle,MD. But I was considered too young to practise medicine, and so decided to do further study, I choose Theology. On completion of these studies I became John Thomas McDangle, MD DD,Then ,unfortunately,I got into trouble with a lady of ill repute and got VD.
So the Medical Board removed my MD, the Church removed my DD, the VD removed my John Thomas-nothing left to dangle, so just call me Mack."