Another store experience

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plow hand

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• Feb 12, 2009

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I went to the fleet store to buy some winter clothes on clearance...and the lady that was helping me seemed a bit flirtacious... she said I was "big on top and small on the bottom "and then she giggled what should've I done ??

 

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GRJ

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

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That's sure something we all need to visit about on here.Sounds like your personal problem and not ours!

 

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Clodbuster

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Be very careful, she is working on commission.....

 

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sheeptick

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• Feb 12, 2009

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if it was was me, being only 68 years old, i would have said i have 10 minutes before my nap so would your break room or the bathroom work.

 

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sheeptick

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• Feb 12, 2009

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if it was was me, being only 68 years old, i would have said i have 10 minutes before my nap so would your break room or the bathroom work.

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Such problems we all should have. Silly, it's a compliment so feel good about it. Heaven knows most the time our self esteem is low.

 

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Dave from MN

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• Feb 12, 2009

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"big on top and small on the bottom " Hmmm, no matter how I read that it doesnt sound like to great of compliment. If I was a single guy I"d made mention that there sure isnt anything small on the bottom, and see how she reacted to that.

 

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Gun guru

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• Feb 12, 2009

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If your married then just have a little bit of confidence that you are liked by other women, but no touchy-no feely.

If you are not married then you should have got her phone number and asked her where the x-large jock straps were.

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Careful, they tend to take serious what's poked at em in fun.

 

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plow hand

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• Feb 12, 2009

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I forgot to mention she was staring at my you know what. I was going to mention something about the shrinkage factor..I should've told her that somethings are subject to change...

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 12, 2009

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I always say ,,"I'm norweigian, my right leg is just a holster " lol

 

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Spotted Horse

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Sounds to me like she was saying that you should wear a size "8" hat, and a size "6" boot.

 

Vito

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• Feb 12, 2009

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plow hand,
Was she referring to your Johnson or waistline?
Inquiring mind wants to know.

Vito

 

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plow hand

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• Feb 12, 2009

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I really don't know I'll have to ask her what her IN tensions are {probably jonsin}

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Ask her where the Milf oil is ! lol

 

Vito

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• Feb 12, 2009

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plow hand,
The rare occasion I go to a store I never get a women running up to me to offer help.
Share the secret you asking for help or knocking over display racks?

Vito

 

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plow hand

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Well,go in there acting like someone ran over your puppy....Generaly they will nail you with some friendliness and then you can nail them with something of your own...

 

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plow hand

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Bryan I was going to but I thought Vito would get mad....

 

olgentdc

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Location

Harrison County , Elizabeth Ind 47117

• Feb 12, 2009

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works for me !

 

Hobo,NC

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Location

Sanford, NC

• Feb 12, 2009

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add on the tube says if you Spence a wrection for 4 hr are more seek immediate medical attention ,,,,, what do you git a trophy are a Planck to hang on the wall

 

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the tractor vet

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• Feb 12, 2009

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Ya didn't happen to have a great BIG belt buckle on your belt did ya???? There's s story about that ya know and she may have heard it .

 

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johndeereman

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• Feb 12, 2009

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maybe she was tryin to tell you the head on your shoulders was swellin lmao

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 12, 2009

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(quoted from post at 16:03:30 02/12/09) what should've I done ??

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Checked into a fitness studio......... She was probably giggling at the idea of her telling you are a lardass and you thought she was coming on to you.
But hey...keep on dreamin' there sunshine. Dreams are what makes the world go round.

Dave

 

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Anonymous-0

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• Feb 13, 2009

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You should have grabed her a put a liplock on her.

 

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bradk

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• Feb 13, 2009

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I think she was saying you're a keg of black powder with a 1/4" fuse.

No wonder she was gigglin'.

 

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plow hand

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• Feb 13, 2009

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By no means am I a fatty...a man of casual morals would've seized the opportunity..she was definately looking for some action...