Practical joke

Anonymous-0

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A guy in town just bought a brand new compact utilty tractor. Like all boys he got all the loader , FWA, blade etc. Now there is nothing wrong with boys playing with their toys. His only problem was he works till 6:00 PM and his three buddies get off at four PM.

So when he gets home his three buddies are going to have already cleaned off his entire driveway, sidewalks, and all the street infront of his house with their snow blowers. Good Practical joke.
 
Sounds to me like the dude has a few friends. I don't see anything pleasent about operating a tractor in freezing temperatures unless it has a heated cab.
 
A few years ago my nephew bought an acreage out away from any towns. He had a JD 60 with a loader. He worked the second shift in a town about 35 miles from where he lived. Every time it snowed, by the time he woke in the forenoon, his neighbor had him all cleaned out. That alone made him mad, but it was all done with RED equipment and that burnt him up. Have a good time picking on the neighbor. Dale
 
that is not a practical joke. A practical joke would be to clean all the driveways and sidewalks and pile all the snow in his drive
 
kind of like when i was a kid i mowed a "old" guys lawn several houses down the street for him while he was at work during the week, [ the fact that he had a hot young thing living next door to him, and my mowing his lawn gave me a better view of her sunbathing in the back yard had nothing to do with it], ive also learned that the term "old" has relitave meaning depending on just how old i am at the time,
 
NE IA: I can't get that to happen, but then in this neighbor hood, we're all retired and all home most of the day. Maybe I'll just go away next snow storm.

I heard a good one the other day. Not far from me there is a sub-division full of white collar guys. They can't find anyone to plow their driveways, even at $50. a pop on 50' driveways 15' wide. I thought this was a bit odd, in fact thinking it may be a good contract for an old guy like me. Must be 50 homes in there. I did a bit of investigating, found out that just about everyone that ever plowed snow in there got sued for damage to the property, before the leaves turned green. If some of the stories I heard were true, I'm not sure I'd even want to visit.
 

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