Anonymous-0
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Since folks share a joke here now and then here is one of my favorites.
A man was driving down a dirt country road when he came to a large puddle covering the road. Not sure how deep it was he decided to chance it and drive through it but got his car stuck in the process. There was a farmer on his tractor in the field adjacent to the road. The man asked the farmer if he could pull him out of the hole. The farmer obliged and the man gave the farmer $20 in appreciation. The farmer added the twenty to a huge wad of bills in his pocket. The man asked, "Where did you get all that money?" The farmer said, "Well, I spend just about all day pulling people out of that mudhole." The man said, "If you spend all day pulling people out of that mudhole when do you have time to do your farm work? Do you have to do it at night?" "No," said the farmer. "Night is when I put more water in the hole."
A man was driving down a dirt country road when he came to a large puddle covering the road. Not sure how deep it was he decided to chance it and drive through it but got his car stuck in the process. There was a farmer on his tractor in the field adjacent to the road. The man asked the farmer if he could pull him out of the hole. The farmer obliged and the man gave the farmer $20 in appreciation. The farmer added the twenty to a huge wad of bills in his pocket. The man asked, "Where did you get all that money?" The farmer said, "Well, I spend just about all day pulling people out of that mudhole." The man said, "If you spend all day pulling people out of that mudhole when do you have time to do your farm work? Do you have to do it at night?" "No," said the farmer. "Night is when I put more water in the hole."
