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SKETERS ABOUT TO CARRY ME OFF

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JOE FARMER

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HERE IN JACKSON CO MICH THE DARN MOSQITOES ARE REALLY GETTING,OUT OF HAND THESE LAST WEEKS
HAD 2 LIGHT FROSTS LAST WEEKEND BUT FROM ABOUT MID DAY ON FORGET IT, ANYBODY ELSE HAVING PROBLEMS,,,.P/S HEATING OIL 3;20-GAL
PS/S MATHIAS JABBS IS A FAG!!!
 
Mosquito Hammer - Big Fred sez the skeeters get REAL bad in his home state of North Dakota. When he was out tending the cows he always kept a ball peen hammer in his back pocket. Sure enough, while out by the cows, a swarm of skeeters came looking for soft flesh. He ducked under a 55 gal drum but the poor cows lost about 20# each. The next day the same thing happened but the skeeters were stronger from the previous days attack. They were able to punch their beaks through the 55 gal drum where Big Fred was hiding so BF used the hammer to bend over the skeeter beaks from inside the drum. Those skeeters all lifted together and last BF saw of them, they were headed south, carrying the drum.
 
Heard two talking here the other day, one asked the other do we carry him home or eat him here. The other said eat him here, if we carry him home the big boys will take him away from us..


MAY GOD BLESS THE USA
 
I'm about 100 miles East of you and don't have a problem with mosquitos but then again we have a bumper crop of Bats.

We also have Boxelder Bugs in abundance. They cover any west facing wall in order to get the heat from the Sun.
 
Up here in the central part of the state, we've had a drout. Practically no skeeters all summer. Lousy hay crop as well.
 
Yesterday I was out painting here in Ohio. Some kind of tiny fly speck bugs were biting. First time I noticed them this year. Maybe they're baby skeeters.
 
What seems to work best is to duck around a tree, and when the mosquito jams his stinger through the tree take the hammer and clinch the stinger on the other side.
 
Mathias Jabbs? Not sure who he is but apparently he is not on your Christmas card list.

I am with you on the mosquito thing. I lived in Orlando when I was a teenager and the mosquitos would get me about 18 times in between the car and the house.

They blew in with a storm when we where vacationing in the Keys. Car windows were down. They layed eggs in the wet upholstery and carpet so on the return trip every time we tried to roll up the windows, they would get warm and hatch. We drove all the way back to Northern WV in March with the windows down.

Froze our butts off and were happy about it considering the situation.

Aaron
 
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