Almost that time of year, so here's a Buck deer story

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really
getting along.
4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take
care of me!'
Button buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I
guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and ------ in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really
needs 10
anyways?
4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!'
The buttonbuck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass... p!sses all over the place, snorts &
weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb!tch knows I'm a
buck!'

Yah,when you hear guys talking about hunting you can leave and come back 2 hours later and you did not miss a thing.