Today's funny

jon f mn

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My boss said "Take your truck to the dealership for a oil and filter change. Tell them not to do the 70 point inspection, we're not paying for any of that bulls---."
 
Now days I have to hunt for the mileage amongst al the other blinky sensors that tell me what I already know so I can tell when to change my oil. The change oil blinky usually come on about 500 miles after the oil change.
 
We got a new fleet of cars at Production Credit, and boss decided we'd do service through the dealership instead of the local guy we had used before, so we wouldn't have any warranty problems. I was the first to go in- lube, oil and filter, and change out a broken headlight. 112 bucks. Once the boss got his blood pressure back under control, he decided we'd go back to the local guy again. Did I mention, this was in 1977, when $112 would buy quite a bit.
 
If that's the same Production Credit Assn. we used to have here in Nebraska, I once borrowed money from them to build a stock car.

The loan officer rationalized it by saying I lived on a farm and building a stock car was a form of production. (I repaid the loan on time with no problem).
 
We got a new fleet of cars at Production Credit, and boss decided we'd do service through the dealership instead of the local guy we had used before, so we wouldn't have any warranty problems. I was the first to go in- lube, oil and filter, and change out a broken headlight. 112 bucks. Once the boss got his blood pressure back under control, he decided we'd go back to the local guy again. Did I mention, this was in 1977, when $112 would buy quite a bit.

They're not called "Stealers" for nuthin'.
 

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