Today's funny

jon f mn

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Guy walks into a bar leading his pet alligator. Guy asks, "Do you serve lawyers here?" Barkeep says "Sure". "OK", says the guy, "I'll have a beer, and bring a lawyer for my 'gator".
 
(quoted from post at 09:19:51 03/15/18)
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender says, "OK, I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Was the bartender afraid he would get cranked up?
 
A string messes up his hair walks into a bar orders a beer,the bar keep stares him down and asks,are you a string,cuz we don't serve strings in my bar. String replies no I'm afraid not!
 
Not a bar joke, but Coshoos' joke reminded me of this one:

Q: Why didn't the shark eat the lawyer?

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A: Professional courtesy.
 
Bit O Twist
A cornbeef and cabbage sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender sez, sorry we don't serve Irish food here.
Happy Paddy's day.
 

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