How a RedNeck Watches Playoffs

FBH44

Well-known Member
Our country TV antenna will not pick up the playoffs, and I want to watch. Here's my idea; go to Walmart, tell them I want the big 3-variety popcorn tin, with the caramel, the cheese and the regular. Go to the Garden Center, get a comfy lawn chair, Go to housewares and get a padded foot stool, get towels, some wipes in the Pharmacy. Get spare pillows and blankets. Go to Electronics, set up in front of the biggest Digital TV, and ask for the clicker, and tell the girl as you set up you are considering one of these big ones. But gotta try it out first..... what could possibly go wrong?? If the Police come, invite them to have a seat.....
 
With all of those TVs no matter where you look. Dont forget some dogs or brats. They might have trouble with a grill going though.
 
Hey, if some people can return their Christmas tree on December 26th and ask for a refund, I don't see why your idea wouldn't work....
 
When I was a kid, the Montgomery Ward store would fire up a grill inside the store.

This was a real charcoal fire too, none of the propane stuff!

They would have something grilling, handing out samples, trying to sell grills.

It was a real attention getter, you could smell it all over the store, and it was a big store!
 
That must have been one he k of a show. Here at work they have smokers that are the size of a standard kitchen refrigerator. Load them up and set the temp and timer. Wood chips in the bottom tray. Thing is in a commercial kitchen they have very big air hoods that remove any thing nasty.
 

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