2002sliverado
Member
I had shared this on the John Deere forum earlier this week and thought I should put it out on this forum to share as well. I hope this at least puts a smile on your face.
My oldest daughter approached me Saturday morning after the deer hunting crew came in from their early start for breakfast.
Daughter: ?Dad, I just wanted to let you know I had the chance to shoot 2 deer early this morning, but I didn?t think I should pull the trigger.?
Me: ?Why??
Daughter: ?Well, there were two deer there, with one in front of the other. One was right in front of the other, and if I missed the one I was shooting at, I would have hit the other.
Me: ?What was the problem.?
Daughter: ?They were two different kinds of deer.
Me: ?Was one a buck and the other a doe, and the problem you didn?t have a doe permit??
Daughter: ?Well no. One was a white-tail deer and other was a John Deere. I just didn?t know how to field dress the John Deere!?
My oldest daughter approached me Saturday morning after the deer hunting crew came in from their early start for breakfast.
Daughter: ?Dad, I just wanted to let you know I had the chance to shoot 2 deer early this morning, but I didn?t think I should pull the trigger.?
Me: ?Why??
Daughter: ?Well, there were two deer there, with one in front of the other. One was right in front of the other, and if I missed the one I was shooting at, I would have hit the other.
Me: ?What was the problem.?
Daughter: ?They were two different kinds of deer.
Me: ?Was one a buck and the other a doe, and the problem you didn?t have a doe permit??
Daughter: ?Well no. One was a white-tail deer and other was a John Deere. I just didn?t know how to field dress the John Deere!?
