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jon f mn · Oct 28, 2017

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1970-1655 · Oct 28, 2017

Or the person that insists on only eating natural foods. Then you learn that he died from natural causes.

Life- the only way to get out is to die.

coshoo · Oct 28, 2017

Living a healthy lifestyle may or may not make you live longer, but it will sure SEEM longer.

Liquid_wrench · Oct 28, 2017

If you want to extend your life (make time slow down) spend more time with the wife..Oh dang it anyway...I meant spend more time at work! Lol

Keith

Little Ed · Oct 28, 2017

Our internet went down for a whole day yesterday. Talked to the wife for two hours. She seems like a nice person.

rrlund · Oct 28, 2017

I've found it's the other way around. The days are pretty long dragging around an extra 50 pounds on bad knees,having to be careful what you eat so it doesn't raise hob on your blood sugar. It's so much simpler to just spend 10 minutes working out every morning then just go happily on my way.

As far as laying in the hospital dying of nothing,I sure hope not. Let me drop right over where I'm working or when the wife gets too carried away and gives me a heart attack in bed.

Liquid_wrench · Oct 28, 2017

Little Ed, now that's a good one....my wife even got a funny lookin chuckle outa that one.

Keith

SweetFeet · Oct 28, 2017

Little Ed,

Hee-hee... too funny!

Determined · Oct 28, 2017

Saw a plaque on a wall that read;

There once was a man who never smoked nor drank nor caressed a woman's breast

The day he passed away his insurance was denied

For they claimed since he never lived he never could have died

Get out and enjoy life while you still can.

2underage · Oct 28, 2017

My wife and I will be married 62 years tomorrow and she had a good laugh at the "she seems like a nice person" comment. Jon sure does start some great but crazy ideas does he not.

Royse · Oct 29, 2017

"Talked to the wife for two hours."

I didn't talk to my wife for a year and a half.
I didn't want to interrupt her. :roll:

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