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jon f mn

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I believe that I was 12 or 13 before I knew that my real name was not Dumb AS#. Not that I did not feel it was a name that fit me!
 
I was 15 before I found out my name wasn't Get Wood. I thought my younger brother's name was God Dammit. All I ever heard Dad say was God Dammit,what are you in to now?!
 
Give them all the same first name , and when you want a certain one, call 'em by their last name . Lots of welfare Moms do this.....
 
Me too, with only one daughter. I somehow manage to call her by my wife's name. I would dispute the graph, particularly the left hand side. As I age I tend to draw from names not currently in the household, for example calling my son by my brother's name (despite the fact my brother lives over a thousand miles away and we don't see him all that often).

When you add pets to the mix it gets even worse.
 
Later... add grandkids to the mix.

Then call your last teen living at home, by the name of a grandchild... doesn't make 'em happy. LOL
 
You mean like the one who has 11 , strike that, 15 kids and all are different Daddys? She said the govement has to support my childern. There are more stories on Utube.
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I grew up with five brothers and five sisters. I was "Udumdanny" or "Tommydannystevie" when things got hectic.
 
Some old laws might be considered- and that includes Koranic/Hadith current law. Pattern is woman has child custody until about 5 years old, then man gets custody- a hassle for the women with kids by Arab or especially Saudi students that invite woman to Saudi Arabia or take kids for a visitation and then go to nnalert law country, don't return children because child custody law there says man has to take custody when child has been weaned, can walk and talk or statute age of 6 years old. Minor diplomatic hassles- treaties on conflicting domestic laws defer to the state where child is on at time of protest's- usually after child is in the nnalert country, doesn't matter if State of California court order or New York City court order-- US government won't put any real pressure on nnalert government on domestic custody issues since treaties don't cover those situations. Woman sole custody practice now in many courts being modified to joint custody, a few fathers getting sole custody--so have the woman's child's fathers take custody some specified time of year- say 6 months all children in fathers custody and mother gets some training, goes out to Organic Farm and grows crops- or starves. Got to keep some country topics in thread. Some close to closed own military bases- but still federal law applied reservations--SO, have a textile plant and intense cultivation farm area, send the welfare mothers to the 'farm' to provide labor for agriculture and have the federal authority to grab dope dealer men that show up once a month for the benefit check $$ for the favored controlled substance-- but when caught it would mean no bail out until military judge said bail--or confined to labor detail. Kids get educated, women learn to do housekeeping details and some training for useful work, Plantation system restored and lawyers have job security for couple years claiming return of slavery, etc and Demoncrap politicos get to scream and holler--but it wouldn't be a enforced slavery- women could leave about any time-- just wouldn't have any benefits outside of strict discipline work available area with schools, etc. Could bring back proper discipline of old pattern- canes, horsewhips, branding irons, short ropes tied to tall trees.(Gallows Humor Alert!) Another Civil War possible? Maybe, already have near war some cities between Blood, Crips, WAR, and leftover prison gangsters. Might save a few kids, a bit of harrowing Hell. RN
 
I had trouble with calling my older kids by my younger brother and sister's names. LOL My brothers are 15 and 18 years younger and my younger sister is 15 years younger.
 
My Dad called me Art-I mean Mark-a lot of times.My uncle and him farmed together many years.And I began helping him a lot at a young age.It was worse for me than my younger brothers because my uncle and my name sort of rhyme.Mark.
 
Our neighbor"s cat would sometimes show up at the barn for our own cat"s milk. I called it "Well, say" because every time my father would comment,"Well say, you here again?"
 

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