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jon f mn

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Good one Jon. A self appointed "expert" once told a friend of mine that the friend must just live to eat. Old John replied "buddy there are suckers like you that drop dead jogging every day". The guy left in a huff.
 
I eat well and drink plenty of water so I get plenty of exercise getting up from my good sleep....
 
Yep just like a motor its going to blow sometime of course you can just run it never change filters or check the oil and get 20,000 miles out of it or change oil,replace filters
etc and get 200,000 out of it.Your choice.
 

And some folks would add "get regular checkups from your doctor", and my opinion on that is yes, you may live longer, but the extra time you get will be spent mostly in the waiting room.
 
Heart is only go for so many beats so why waste them on exercise! Dr. told me to get in shape...I learned in kindergarten that round is a shape.
 
I had a friend that insisted we all should only eat natural foods. When he died the coroner said he died of natural causes. I am not taking any chances with all natural foods now.
 
If you eat healthy foods, get plenty of regular exercise, and stay away from sweets and alcohol, will you live longer?
Dunno, but it will sure SEEM longer.
 
Me, too. So far, so good.

Thomas Jefferson said a man is known for his actions, not his age, and ever since he told me that I quit worrying about it.
 
Say what you will guys,but I'd rather have a heart attack while I'm working hard and die on the spot than lay in a nursing home wasting away for years. Dad laid there for 54 weeks after a massive stroke. He mustered enough strength to pull out his trache tube twice because he wanted to die and finally be free of it. My brother had to put my mother in a home last week.

Not me. Let me die while I'm working and somebody can come out and tell me it's time to quit because I'm dead. I pray that I go that way.

Dang,none of that's funny is it? Happy thoughts...happy thoughts...happy thoughts...
 
I agree 200% Randy. My dad had parkinsons. wasn t able to work the last 6-8 years he was a live. RB
 
It is true that you will die , no matter what you eat or drink, but some things will speed up the whole process .My own Dad was as healthy as a hog , but didn't even know his own face in the mirror at 87 when ha passed. Alzheimers , he just wasted away.
 
You can die young and still suffer my wife's sister's life was a model of how to commit slow suicide ate terrible,smoked,drank,drugs you name it died a terrible suffering death from a
liver problems and cancer 52 years old.Thankfully my wife and her sister were exact opposites she is 67 and you'd never know it she can run younger folks in the ground working.
 
And remember Euell Gibbons? Foraged for wild foods, did commercials for Grape Nuts in the '70's ("Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. Grape Nuts cereal reminds me of wild hickory nuts." He died at age 64.
 
I should have been a little more clear and added working hard 'and feeling good'. I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure I can take care of myself right up to the last minute.
 

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