Today's funny

jon f mn

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Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "was I in here last night and spent $100?" Bartender says "Yeah, you were buying rounds." Guy says "Phheww! thought I lost it!"
 
had a friend who used to give dollars to go go dancers.They absolutely loved him,and he fell in love with them,,till he ran out of dollars,,then he still loved them,,but the girls love faded fast,,,lol
 
I remember coming home from the bar to get some pennies off the dresser so I could buy another beer.
 
Like the jo-sans used to say in Japan, "How you speakee love with no okane?"

It translates to, "How can you talk about love with no money?"
 
I'm so poor I don't even have a penny jar. I'm so poor that I'd rob the church mouse! I do have a big ole box of empty soda and beer cans (OK mostly beer cans) in a corner of the shop. Thing usually has between 30-50$ in it at all times. When it gets close to fifty dollars worth it starts to over flow and we start redeeming them 5$ at a time. It never gets emptied though, somebody is forever adding more beer cans to it. JD
 
Al Bundy: "Son, what's more important, love or money?"

Bud Bundy: "Well money dad! If you have money, you can always rent love!"

Al Bundy: "That's my boy!"
 
How about when your pocket gets so full of change you start leaning to the side? Stop at the store where no one else is in line and quickly count it out. If no one is behind you yet you did good.
 
True story..
I had a wild hair many moons ago & decided to take a weekend trip from Sc to Orlando to go to the dog track & visit some old friends for the weekend..
I drove a diesel & could make it there & back on 1 tank of fuel..
I had 1000.00 TO BLOW.. Got a hotel room, met up w/ my old buddies & hit the dog track..
WON 2400.00 ON TOP of the 1000.00 I took..& Sunday morning I was digging under the floor mats looking for change for fuel to make it home.!!! LOL
 

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