My girlfriend will wear her company T shirt to work. It has a pocket. When she uses the router, it will throw wood chips that will land in the pocket. So she will put tape over the opening of the pocket. Someone said to her that the tape looked like a name tag, but of course there wasn't a name on it. She said call me Wanda because I wanda what they will have me do next. The story got around the shop and now people are asking how Wanda is doing today.
Comedian Bill Envall's catch phrase is "there's your sign" after someone will ask a stupid question about something obvious. Wanda said that her forehead still hurt. It happen about three weeks ago when she hit her head on a bar clamp. "Oh" I said, " Was that when you said that you bent over and knew that when you straighten up that you needed to watch out for the clamp and then hit it anyway?" Wanda then said,"Yes, did I tell you that story?" ME NO you didn't.
We both laughed
Another funny, she saw it on facebook. "I laughed so hard that a tear rolled down my leg." MY friend like that one also
Comedian Bill Envall's catch phrase is "there's your sign" after someone will ask a stupid question about something obvious. Wanda said that her forehead still hurt. It happen about three weeks ago when she hit her head on a bar clamp. "Oh" I said, " Was that when you said that you bent over and knew that when you straighten up that you needed to watch out for the clamp and then hit it anyway?" Wanda then said,"Yes, did I tell you that story?" ME NO you didn't.
We both laughed
Another funny, she saw it on facebook. "I laughed so hard that a tear rolled down my leg." MY friend like that one also
