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jon f mn

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No,my younger son and his last girlfriend,and it was his knee. Then when I looked at her just the least little bit concerned about what she'd done,she said "What the f### are you looking at?".
 
Ya. The other boy was dating a dandy at that time too. It wasn't long after that,I told both of them at the same time,"Some day you'll be wishing you'd married a barefoot hillbilly who can skin a catfish and make biscuits from scratch.".
They must have been listening. They both did pretty good the next time around.
 
(quoted from post at 05:56:20 05/21/17) No,my younger son and his last girlfriend,and it was his knee. Then when I looked at her just the least little bit concerned about what she'd done,she said "What the f### are you looking at?".

...And with that she'd have been escorted nicely (but forcibly!) from the house!
 
That entered into my decision to leave the Marine Corps after ten years. (Then) Commandant David Shoup issued a memo stating that in the Staff NCO ranks married men would be promoted over single men.

As it happened, I was still reveling in bachelorhood at the time and I wasn't about to cut my throat over some barfly just so my SRB would show I was married and my chances for promotion might be enhanced.
 
Ole and the dog were taking the bull out to pasture.City driver ran ole off the road at the same time a sheriff showed up first was the bull he was thrown out and laying on the ground with both legs busted sheriff pulled out a gun and bang the bulls gone. Next he was up to the dog he's laying there legs busted head bent back sheriff pulls the gun out bang the dog is gone. Next he walks up to where oles at the truck had rolled on top of him arm broke gas leaking and the sheriff asked how you feeling ole? Ole looked at the smoking gun the dead dog and dead bull and says I've never felt better.
 

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