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jon f mn

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Lisa Douglas said you can tell the boys from the girls because the boys are the ones who shave and the girls are the ones who say "you cut yourself".
 
hit the nail on the head for My resident wonderful wife Lisa Douglas, "Sara " , a beautiful child with jet blak hair and italian accent ,,.and i am the sometime suffering "Oliver" surrounded by EBs , and Hank Kimbals , and a exasperrating nephew that should be caled Mr Haney. Who My Sara treats so generously , my Dad once stated , That boy is the onlydud out of his Magnificent 7 Grandsons .. my partner farmer that helps out ,,.. laughs and says ,,. this is better than watchin television ...Monday , we just got 6 new kittens born on the front porch , i had to get home IMMEDIATELY!... LOL , sara, said every time she wentto chek her she had another one ,, so she stopt lookin at 6 ,,. i covered them witha box with a corner torn out so the new mother coulsd have peace from curious 5 other cats here ,. at dark, i noticed she was moving them , My SaraWoried thatvshe would not choose a safe spot ,,.I told her to follow the Momma and see where she goes ,,.. she comesback and tells me JENNIE runs too fast , come help ,,, well alrite ,,. my dog tired cconcrete leggs at that time of the day were no help for speed ,,. so every day , my sara goes searchin ,,.i told her ,. Honey You will not see them for maybe 3 weeks ,, but i will bet she raises them all ,. jon, i , didnot intend to hi jack your post ,,. just only wanted to return the smiles you give us each day ,,. HappyTrails
 
LOL. Ya,I don't have it at home so much,but I definitely had Mr Haney and Joe Carson in the neighborhood. One lazy old coot who always had his nose in everybody's business and one who always showed up with some piece of junk to unload.
 
The name Don Livingston comes to mind. Don is a good honest fellow who sells on eBay under the name of Mister Haney.
 

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