I AM RICH I think

big tee

Well-known Member
Got this in the mail 2 months ago. The only thing I am worried about is how to get all that money across the border. Do I use a wheelbarrow full of straw and big bills, or a dump truck full of straw and small bills. How about buy a used tractor and filling the tires with bills and air them up tubeless. My grandson is going fishing with his other Grandpa to Canada this Summer and I wonder if I got him a big tackle box and------. My friends from Canada or anywhere can you help me?---------------Tee
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I hope you remember all the support your friends here on YT. have given you in the past. Ain't no way you can spend all that money.
 
Well unfortunately, looks like you might be too late. He mentions a ten year dormancy clause in the letter when your 'relative' died more than 10 years ago. He probably deliberately was late sending the letter, and now has all your money. Now, for a modest 'fee' we can arrange for a visit with him......hehe
Ben
 
You might buy a manure spreader and put the cash in the bottom of a load to cross the border. Sounds like the machine would fit the situation.
 
Ten million in one account and the "bank" doesn't want to spend a single dime on their own email server. Seems the "bank" is very frugal. Maybe when you're a multimillionaire they can give you some tips!
 
Hey Big T -- if You could find it Your heart can I have My Case 500 deisel back ---- I miss that tractor -- If you got all that You wont miss a tractor or two -- Your Brother Roy ---
 
Sure Roy, can you swing up through Canada and pick up my $$$$$$$ on the way here? I will give you $1000 and your Case back if it works for you.---Tee
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GOSH, I dunno, mite be worth forwarding it to one of the agencies looking to re-home good looking, lonely Russian ladies.

They could send the funds to a gal or two, and they could bring the excess when they show up at your place.

Seems like a win-win situation!
 
Just a reminder, if it is for real, the DP Benevolent Society is sorely strapped for cash. Just throwing that out there. DP
 
I am going to spend 3/4's of it on women and beer and the rest I'm going to waste!!----Tee
 

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