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jon f mn

jon f mn

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I remember one at a truck stop that said Flush the toilet twice. It's a long ways to the kitchen.
 
In my young years when I didn't get off the farm much I recall one in the big city that read "Please don't eat the mints".
 
At our trap range, sign over urnals says:"Guys with short barrels or low muzzle velocity please stand closer to the target"
 
The old Deere dealer here used to have a line on the floor in front of the urinal. Sign on the wall said Longhorns one step back, Shorthorns one step forward.
 
Jon, I do not know how you can drive all over the country and still keep those jems coming. Thanks and happy trucking.
 
Saw a plaque in a bathroom- showed a little kid with a baseball mitt and bat, and said "Those with short bats please crowd the plate."
 
When I worked in the Mines, someone had put a sign above one of the toilets that read: "Hold handle down 'till bowl is clear, otherwise 'IT' just stays right here."
 
Well it works like this, I drive an average of 10 hours/day and sleep about 8, so that leaves about 6 hours to mess around on the internet or what ever. I don't like spending time in truckstops, especially watching tv and don't have a tv in my truck. So for an average of about 6 hours a day I'm either criusing the interweb or reading a book. Even while eating I bring my book and phone and check out fb and yt then read since I'm alone. I read 1 book or more a week on top of the time I spend on facebook, yt, and weldingweb and a few comedy sites looking for stuff. Most of my days off are at home and very little time is spent on the web or reading then.
 
Local sale barn...."if your peter is short and your pressure is weak, stand up close or you'll p*ss on your feet.". That has always stuck in my head...:)
 
When i was a teenager the local swimming pool had a sign that said "we don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our pool"

Steven
 
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