Smoked Cat

Heyseed · Feb 16, 2017

I followed this guy through town,Looks like somebody had a bad day. I wonder what caught fire. I hope they had insurance.

teddy52food · Feb 16, 2017

And here I thought you had a new recipe!

Dave H (MI) · Feb 16, 2017

I personally thought he was reviewing a chinese restaurant.

Doug-Iowa · Feb 16, 2017

Protesters burnt some pipeline cats and excavators in Iowa this fall, might have been one of those. Ziegler had new ones on-site the next day, that equipment is all leased so problem solved with just a phone call. What a waste.

big jt · Feb 16, 2017

No chinese cooking is "HOw to Wokka your dog"

Wokka Wokka Wokka!!!!

4520BW · Feb 16, 2017

The poodle noodle soup is good!

Goose · Feb 16, 2017

Seems to me I used to know a joke about cooking a cat or smoking a cat, but I can't remember what it was.

JOCCO · Feb 16, 2017

Dave ever notice when a Chinese place comes to town there are no crows, mice, rats and so on in the neighborhood??

David G · Feb 16, 2017

While on jokes.

I tried to smoke a cat once, just could not keep the darned thing lit.

Heyseed · Feb 16, 2017

Not any Iowa tractors around these parts. Over 1000 miles to Virginia. This lowboy was a local towing company, so who knows.

Stephen Newell · Feb 16, 2017

Brother-in-law and I were at a Chinese restaurant one day and as the waitress brought out food a gecko lizard dropped from somewhere and ran across the table. Brother-in-law immediately said that needs to be cooked better.

donjr · Feb 16, 2017

Several years ago, we went to a Chinese place to eat. Somewhere during the meal, the background music seemed to change to include a wail that sounded like a cat with it's tail in a ringer. It went on for several minutes and sounded an awful lot like it was coming from the general direction of the kitchen. All of the patrons seemed to notice it after a spell, and were commenting and chuckling about it. One or two couples got up and stomped out, but most of us thought it right amusing.....

Pair-a-dice farm · Feb 16, 2017

(quoted from post at 17:04:56 02/16/17) Several years ago, we went to a Chinese place to eat. Somewhere during the meal, the background music seemed to change to include a wail that sounded like a cat with it's tail in a ringer. It went on for several minutes and sounded an awful lot like it was coming from the general direction of the kitchen. All of the patrons seemed to notice it after a spell, and were commenting and chuckling about it. One or two couples got up and stomped out, but most of us thought it right amusing.....

Those that stomped out were probably just late for the protest :wink: :wink:

JMOR · Feb 16, 2017

My best guess is electrical. But I do enjoy reading about the chink food jokes.

K Effective · Feb 16, 2017

Ah, that'll all buff out.

Ozlander · Feb 16, 2017

(quoted from post at 13:24:26 02/16/17) Dave ever notice when a Chinese place comes to town there are no crows, mice, rats and so on in the neighborhood??

I knew a guy that took the coons he caught to a Chinese place, back door of course.

RusselAZ · Feb 16, 2017

Reminds me of the volkswagan commercial where the terrorist sets off the bomb inside his car.

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