Wet Floor..........

Goose · Nov 15, 2016

A cop called Police HQ and said he had an interesting case. A woman had shot her husband for walking on a floor that she had just mopped.

The dispatcher asked the cop if he had arrested the woman.

"No", was the reply. "The floor isn't dry yet".

omahagreg · Nov 15, 2016

Ha, Ha, Ha...! Good one!

Southern Ray · Nov 15, 2016

I have the picture but it is in a pdf
will take some time to change to jpeg and post

dlbuck · Nov 15, 2016

Well I know it wasn't my first wife, she didn't wash floors.

Southern Ray · Nov 15, 2016

here it is,
picked up from somewheres,

Something about a wet floor brings on a powerful thirst in a man.
You have to have that drink of water.

She looks tough, hate to walk on here floor.

Wet Floor..........

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