Three vampires walk into a bar

TimV · Oct 31, 2016

Seeing it's Halloween and all, this one seemed appropriate, and given the day, groaning is not only expected, it's encouraged!

Three vampires walk into a bar
Waitress says "what'll it be"?
First one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Second one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Third one says "I vant a pint of plasma"
Waitress says "Ok--so that's two Bloods and a Blood Lite"........

RBoots · Oct 31, 2016

As dumb as these style jokes are, they are funny lol

TimV · Oct 31, 2016

Of course--half the charm is the bad humor!

larry@stinescorner · Oct 31, 2016

just like hee haw!

Goose · Oct 31, 2016

I agree.

Why did they bury Chief Sitting Bull on top of a hill?

'Cause he was dead.

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his midnight ride?

Whoa.

coonie minnie · Oct 31, 2016

I gotta ask Tim- do you have a younger brother named Paul???

TimV · Oct 31, 2016

Just wondering why you're asking, which means you can probably guess the answer

coonie minnie · Oct 31, 2016

I was his roommate for 2 years at cornell. Tell him "hi" from John.

TimV · Oct 31, 2016

Will do--Don't know if you've kept in touch, but after a few other stops he's back at Cornell, heading up the udder health section and teaching when he's got time.

coonie minnie · Oct 31, 2016

I talked to him earlier this summer...

ASEguy · Nov 1, 2016

Good ones.

Three vampires walk into a bar

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