hard boiled eggs and beer... please don't.

John_PA · Mar 28, 2016

Day after Easter and once again, I am in a world of nasal sorrow...

Why is it that I forget every year that you cant have Easter eggs, and beer, and expect your plumbing to survive, let alone your nasal passage experience?

I have been awake for a few hours and I think it is wise to warn the young ones that they can not have eggs and beer without having problems. It might just be me, but I had to leave my bedroom and seek shelter. I'm forever grateful it is windy outside.

I hope everyone had a good Easter without gassing themselves.

Maybe next year I will have learned...

Did the Easter bunny bring you any tractor treats? I got a new seat cover for my tillage tractor. I guess everyone else had problems with my gaseous posterior, prior to my own "smoking out" from my own lair.

got to keep moving on... I guess that is the best way to keep thieves away. Just stink them out...

Greg_Ky · Mar 28, 2016

(quoted from post at 03:52:14 03/28/16) Day after Easter and once again, I am in a world of nasal sorrow...

Why is it that I forget every year that you cant have Easter eggs, and beer, and expect your plumbing to survive, let alone your nasal passage experience?

I have been awake for a few hours and I think it is wise to warn the young ones that they can not have eggs and beer without having problems. It might just be me, but I had to leave my bedroom and seek shelter. I'm forever grateful it is windy outside.

I hope everyone had a good Easter without gassing themselves.

Maybe next year I will have learned...

Did the Easter bunny bring you any tractor treats? I got a new seat cover for my tillage tractor. I guess everyone else had problems with my gaseous posterior, prior to my own "smoking out" from my own lair.

got to keep moving on... I guess that is the best way to keep thieves away. Just stink them out...

Bonnan · Mar 28, 2016

The Lord let me live long enough and i finally learned. Feel good today.
Hey, better luck next year.

Jim PA · Mar 28, 2016

Are you 12 years old? You post offers nothing of value to an adult person.

Alan K · Mar 28, 2016

Be wary of people who get their second wind....

Ultradog MN · Mar 28, 2016

Sure it does.
12 year olds aren't generally allowed to drink beer.

oldsarge · Mar 28, 2016

I must be a 12 year old boy.I know there is nothing funnier to a 12 year old boy than a fart,especially a stinky one!!!!!!There was a funny column in the RR Star (Rockford Il) yesterday about the unexpected results of changing their dog's food due to suspected allergies.Very funny!!!!!!

Dick2 · Mar 28, 2016

Don't know about the beer, but fried eggs and baked beans for lunch can make you glad that you are working a 160 acre field in the afternoon all alone.

Billy Shafer · Mar 28, 2016

Yes it does. Don't ride in the cab with the windows closed. Safety issue.

Steve@Advance · Mar 28, 2016

Don't recall who said it... "You're takin' life too serious when a fart ain't funny no more!"

Married2Allis · Mar 28, 2016

Thanks for the warning. Another combination that is as bad or worse as I found out on camping trip: eggs, FISH, and beer. Ouch!!

brutus49DC · Mar 28, 2016

I have worked around enough people that had pickled eggs and beer the night before to know that I don't want to work around people that had pickled eggs and beer the night before!

Pete in MD · Mar 28, 2016

Lighten up fella. A good laugh is something of value to young and old alike.

Mike(NEOhio) · Mar 28, 2016

Only thing funnier is a lit fart.

Brown Swiss · Mar 28, 2016

Your making a stink of a stinky situation here!

Brown Swiss · Mar 28, 2016

Try letting one go in bed then the wife goes to put her head under!

jeffcat · Mar 28, 2016

Don't eat the yoke. Cuts way sown on the stinky.

JerryS · Mar 28, 2016

It's just processed vitamins. Sniff 'em up. Share 'em with a friend.

RBnSC · Mar 28, 2016

Sleeping bag camping? That's taking one's life in their hands.
Ron

oldtanker · Mar 28, 2016

Really want to get bad? Cashews! Eat a bunch, pound or so and chase em with a couple of good beers :twisted: ! Wife won't let me buy cashews anymore! Man I love them things!

Rick

RBnSC · Mar 28, 2016

Brothers best friend thought it was real funny to eat boiled eggs before a road trip.
Ron Berry

rfridy76 · Mar 28, 2016

Sunflower seeds are just bad.

Married2Allis · Mar 28, 2016

(quoted from post at 10:31:41 03/28/16) Try letting one go in bed then the wife goes to put her head under!

Shame, shame -- your poor wife! Must have misbehaved to deserve that. She looked so innocent in that picture you posted of her. lol

4520BW · Mar 28, 2016

My room mate in collage would run in drop his pants flick the bic and wham! Nothing funnier!

fixerupper · Mar 28, 2016

Brown Swiss, here's a little suggestion from a man of experience to help with the undercover fumes and the wife; if you have a king sized bed stay far enough away from her to allow the covers to touch the bed between you and her. You end up with the whole cloud but you don't have to listen to choking sounds from the other side of the bed. It's easy as that. ????

Marilyn is on a CPAP now so I don't have to worry about the fumes getting to her anymore. LOL

fixerupper · Mar 28, 2016

Brown Swiss, here's a little suggestion from a man of experience to help with the undercover fumes and the wife; if you have a king sized bed stay far enough away from her to allow the covers to touch the bed between you and her. You end up with the whole cloud but you don't have to listen to choking sounds from the other side of the bed. It's easy as that.

Marilyn is on a CPAP now so I don't have to worry about the fumes getting to her anymore. LOL

Bill(Wis) · Mar 28, 2016

Two warrant officers in Germany were being court martialed and they decided to conduct "gas warfare" by consuming dozens of
pickled eggs washed down by gallons of good german beer the night before. A good try but it didn't help their case. (;>))

hard boiled eggs and beer... please don't.

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