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Now try it in a queen size bed!!.....One night years ago I got fed up with this situation so I got out and went to the "un-used" side of the bed and crawled in, needless to say that didn't go over too well come the next morning.
 
OH BOY did that hit the nail on the head! She used three of those big body pillows as head pillows sprawled across the head of the bed to boot.
 
SWMBO isn't the culprit; it's our lab, Charlie Brown. He starts out behaving, but by morning he's laying sideways. Bonnie and I are both teetering on the edges of the bed. We all look like the letter H.
 

Tell her to move over and give me half of the bed, or I vill rip up the sheets.

I bet you all don't know what song that line came from.
 
You guys really have a problem. Our regular sized bed is only half used. Slept many a night in a single bed together.
 
"I got out and went to the "un-used" side of the bed"

Yep, did that one myself. I don't think she noticed until the
alarm clock went off and she was on the side to answer it! LOL
 
my sara and I are sorta like that ,, when the gran babies were little they would sleep between us feet in my bak and head on her belly , and just kept pushin both of us out of bed LOL ,..
 

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