This is getting to be a bad habit.

oldtanker

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Gotta attend another wedding today. I'd like to stay away from those things. I beginning to think the only reason I get invited is cause I stick cash in a card. This time a BIL is getting remarried. 2nd one this year doing that. This time I telling the bride that she could have done better, way better!

Rick
 
I went to a funeral yesterday, though I'm not a big fan of weddings either, I'd rather go to one of those than a funeral.
 
I love weddings. Well not so much the ceremony as
the reception and dance. Everybody so happy and in
such good moods. And I love to dance.
 
Local blacksmith told me he had a funeral to go to in several weeks. When I asked him about the long notice, he said it was really a wedding, but he considered it a funeral. (BTW- who put fun in a funeral?)
 
Our Pastor told us that there is no requirement in Scripture to have a funeral; funerals are a man-made deal.

I can't go to funerals or weddings as I'm allergic to perfume - and both of those events are always heavy with perfume. Staying away suits me just fine.
 
(quoted from post at 10:40:02 12/20/14) I went to a funeral yesterday, though I'm not a big fan of weddings either, I'd rather go to one of those than a funeral.


That would depend on just who they are holding the funeral for!


I told a guy once that I admired him greatly, so much so that I was going to pour a bottle of the finest scotch on his grave.......and to prove how much I liked him that I would filter that scotch thought my own body first!

Rick
 
Free food!

Just make sure you take a week's worth of left-overs home with you and as much cake as you can. Make it like a trip to the grocery store. :lol:
 
(quoted from post at 12:34:11 12/20/14) Free food!

Just make sure you take a week's worth of left-overs home with you and as much cake as you can. Make it like a trip to the grocery store. :lol:

It's pot luck, we have to take food with us. I hate pot luck. Pot luck is where all these women with grandma's "old family recipes" that their hubby's and kids refuse to eat at home, subject unsuspecting people to a gastronomical disaster! Or else they take all the leftovers that have been in the fridge for YEARS, mix them together and call it a "hot dish".

I won't eat there. I'll wait till I get home.

Don't even want to attend the wedding dance. Got bad knees. Can't get out there anymore. Because it's the wife's brother I have to be there. But it's family, wife's brother (who I don't really care for) So I'll make the wife and MIL happy and be there. Maybe I'll get lucky and someone in the family will start a fight! Then I can sit back, watch and laugh!

Last wedding I was at was fun. My nephews. Very interesting people to include an active duty Admiral.

Rick
 
(quoted from post at 14:14:07 12/20/14) I always get into arguments about who the best man
is.


That's why all weddings should be in nudist colonies! Then everyone will know who the "best" man really is :twisted: :twisted:

Rick
 
I'd take a wedding the way things have been as of late. It seems quite a few more people are dying that I know. I agree with those in that if the invitation is a cash grab just put a minimal amount in the card and do not worry about outdoing anybody else. I remember years ago a co-worker used to need about three Saturdays per month off for what he claimed were weddings. I always thought he was a lying sack of manure on that issue but the boss nearly always gave him what he wanted and he was the worst employee by anybody's admission. I usually got stuck working many a weekend because of it. Still makes me go GGGRRR thinking about it.
 
This afternoon 2:00 - 4:00 we're having our oldest son's Eagle Scout ceremoney, here at our house. Big fire in fireplace, food, snacks, all our friends, Scoutmasters, all the Cubs, all the Scouts, all the bald old geezer Scouts. Once in a lifetime, I'm gonna really appreciate every monent. Happen one time.
 
Naw, as a friend of mine in the clothing business says; "It ain't what you wear, it's how you wear it!!"
 
Recently attended the wedding of a couple who had lived together for 22years. No use rushing into these things! Actually a nice wedding, and a fun time at the reception.
 

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