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OT: What Happens When A Wife Goes Missing

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dgasper

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A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant - What is her height?

Husband - Gee , I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant - Build?

Husband - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant - Color of eyes?

Husband - Never noticed.

Sergeant - Color of hair?

Husband - Changes a couple times a year, maybe red.

Sergeant - What was she wearing?

Husband - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant - Did she go in a car?

Husband - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant - What kind of truck was it?

Husband - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant - Don't worry, Bubba. We’ll find your truck.
 
Don't start celebrating until she's been gone at least a week, she'll probably get tired of her mother in just s few days.
 
That's like the bumper sticker:
"My wife ran off with my fishing buddy, I sure do miss him".
 
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