don't want a farmer's tan/joke

bobs old iron

Well-known Member
at least you will get an even tan...lol
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And his head. Long ago I had an uncle who was bald as a billiard ball. Someone took a picture of him at a reunion without his hat, he had a two tone head, white where his hat covered, dark below.
 
We had a guy at Ft Riley who kept his hair "high and tight". He had medium brown hair. When it first got warm in the spring his neck would burn. When he removed his head gear you had pink, white (cause of the very short hair) and brown. We called him Neapolitan!

Rick
 
When I was very young we would take a shortcut to Aunt Wanda's and pass by where the Nudist loved he would be out on his tractor working with nothing but a small apron covering his privates.
Walt
 
My dad's been mostly bald all his life and when I was younger and we hayed without cabs he looked just like that- white on top dark on the bottom, except for the fact that he always wore sunglasses, which gave him a "reverse-raccoon" effect around his eyes to boot!
 
The "reverse-raccoon" effect- usually a dead give-away someone uses a tanning bed.

When we got the Farmall B and Allis C out and fixed up when my cousin and I were in 6th grade, she decided she was going to just wear her bikini top, short shorts, and sandals and work on her tan while raking hay. Didn't quite work how she was hoping.....

Sunburned feet, and white areas in places other than under the bikini straps.
 

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