This long winded preacher was on one of his "better" days, almost two hours of his impression of a sermon. Finally a young man in the back row, who was a former baseball pitcher but too wild a pitcher to be playing,noticed a song book in the rack and threw it as hard as he could at the preacher. He thought that might stop him. Well, having poor aim he hit a dear old saint sitting on the front row , knocking her out and out of her pew.He immediately ran to her aid, apologizing profusely and asking her , "What could he do?" She soon opened her eyes and slowly said, "Hit me again in the head, I can still hear him preaching!"