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Funniest No Trespassing Signs?

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Aaron Ford

Well-known Member
I was out on a bike ride in a rather rural area
(county road) and saw a sign set back from the road
that read "Prepare to meet thy god." I suppose it
could mean that we should all live to be ready to
meet the Creator, as well we should. I suspect it
actually means that he (or she) intends to arrange
the meeting. What's your best one?

Aaron
 
Beware of Dangerous Bull. You would be amazed how many people decide that they really don't need to come in that field. For WHATEVER reason.
 
One that has stuck with me for more than 60 years is one to a woods on the corner near my childhood farm.


Sta Yout

Gene
 
No Trespassin, No Huntin, No Fishin, No Nutthin,
This sign was on my buddy's barn before he sold the place - always wished I would have asked for it.
 
No quite no trespassing but I always liked the sign in the café that says " Unattended children will be given a double mocha and a puppy!"
 
I had a sign maker make a metal sign for a friend of mine that simply said: "Instant Service: 3 dogs, no waiting".
 
(quoted from post at 18:02:14 12/16/13) I was out on a bike ride in a rather rural area
(county road) and saw a sign set back from the road
that read "Prepare to meet thy god." I suppose it
could mean that we should all live to be ready to
meet the Creator, as well we should. I suspect it
actually means that he (or she) intends to arrange
the meeting. What's your best one?

Aaron
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No Trespassing
Due to the current high cost of ammunition we regret that we can no longer fire a warning shot. Every shot must count.
 
The signs like the one you saw were very popular around here about 10 years ago. I was told it was some sort of church-revival meeting type of thing but I do not know if that was true. Lots of houses had them. Just down our road someone from away bought a little piece of land between the road and Trout Brook and put up a bunch of commercially made signs that said "Trespass only with written permission" which seems really dumb to me, I always thought that if you had written permission it wasn't trespassing.
Zach
 
Funny you ask. I got 3 signs shipped to me today. I am giving them to friends for gifts.
This site will not allow me to link a flebay site and I do not have my camera here. They are nice aluminium signs. This is the wording.

No Trespassing

Due to increased ammunition cost we will no longer fire a warning shot!

No warnings!
 
My old friend had this in his barnyard.


" Welcome all salesmen
Dog Food is geting expensive"
 
I have this sign screwed to the front of my woodshed/garage for all to see when they drive by.
Loren, the Acg.
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To thief’s , lotters and trespasser's be ware of flying objects as they may be bullets . And if you can read this here sign YOUR IN RANGE.
 
Reminds me of my brother-in-law. A salesman called on him one day and the dogs were barking and acting kind of mean. The salesman ask if they would bite. He said no, but the cats over there are attack cats, you might watch them. He kept is eye on them and quietly walked to his car and left, never said another word. He said it was one of the funniest thing he had ever saw.
 
Neighbor has a sign that reads something to the effect of:
"60 acres for sale, 20 wooded, 40 tillable blah blah blah
Farmer says too many deer!"

Right below that on the same post is a no hunting sign.
 
At the entrance to a local farmers pasture, with a nice lake 200 yards away: NO FISHING----eat more beef!
 
Saw one that read:

NO TRESSPASSING!

If confronted by armed angry land owner:

1. Take out cell phone.

2. Dial 911.

3. Ask for an ambulance and EMTS, don't bother asking for the cops, cops are going to be way too late.


Rick
 
Just talked to a friend. Told me about one he had seen.

Wife says it is that time of the month. Enter at your own risk.
 

that is wrong. The law defines various degrees of "trespass".

You can have permission, and by law still be considered a tespasser. It is just that you are allowed more consideration if you are hurt or injured on the property, than someone that did not have permission.

Gene
 
One of my favorites is:

If you are found here tonight, you will be found here in the morning.

I saw this as a kid, it was a little scary to me then.
 
Several years ago, we observed a progression of No Fishing signs on a farm pond near a highway ( the farm had recently changed hands):
No Fishing
No Fishing Without Permission
No fishing without written Permission
No fishing Without written Permission
from Owner
Finally, what worked is to allow briers to grow up around banks of pond.
 
O'hhhh Man you guys are a riot tonight! Now on my folks farm I carry insurance of one million bukaroooos. Now we know it is just for these idiots if they come on your place -fall down-and get a boo boo,
The small lake down the road. All hand lettered.

NEW OWNER
There are new rules
Old rules don't Apply
I haven't made new rules yet
stay out till then

Many years ago there was a junkyard I like that had one of the nastiest most messed up dog you can get. StBernard that had been feed gun powder. Only ONE PERSON could get near her and feed her. The sign on the gate only said "guard dog...don't even bother!"
One of the neighbors has a fire pond with this one
"NO FISH
WE SHOT THEM ALL"
This sign may soon be true
"We have ADT drone coverage"
That's enough. jeffcat
 
I don't care if you come in but the Bull does.
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He was always on guard for trespassers
Walt
 
encountered on an old empty house: NOTICE: I will Kill anyone. Signed, the owner.
 
When I was a kid a neighbor put up a sign that read "Warning,there is a poison melon in this patch". Two days later a secound sign read "now there are two poison melons in this patch"
Don't know how that secound sign got there.
 
"No tresspassin. Vialtors will be proscuated.'

also, from the old Gary Larsen cartoon:
"Beware of Doug"
 
The only problem with all those signs is if you end up dealing with a tresspasser and you actually end up having to do something. Some eager beaver prosecutor trying to make a name for himself will bring charges against the land owner because the sign indicates his intent to kill or maim someone. That or the family of the low life will sue you for the same reason.
 
In a friends front yard there is a pile of rocks SIMULATING a grave site. On the cross is a sign that reads: "Trespassers Beware - YOU Could Be Next!"
 
(quoted from post at 15:07:01 12/17/13) In a friends front yard there is a pile of rocks SIMULATING a grave site. On the cross is a sign that reads: "Trespassers Beware - YOU Could Be Next!"
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Dr. Walt, I have an old friend and fellow Viet Nam vet that has the same thing beside his driveway entrance. He buried an old pair of workboots at the bottom end of the 'grave', nothing but the toes showing. That added a bit of realism to his warning.
 
Neighbor had a sign up along the road in his buffalo pasture when I was a kid...

Make sure you can cross the pasture in 7.9 seconds. The buffalo can do it in 8.
 
I liked one I saw years ago. A big sign out by the road in front of a guys house read, "YOU S**S-OF-B*****'s SLOW DOWN!
 
DaninKansas:

I have no intent to kill or maim unless they're "armed" , but the first round in my scatter-gun is loaded with ROCK SALT & MUSTARD SEED and I guarantee you that they will WISH they were dead.
 
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