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Re: OLD and COLD Ds

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60 acre hillside

12-06-2013 17:16:00

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I had a girlfriend in college in Arkansas. Her daddy was a rice farmer and had three "D"s he also had another younger daughter who was ugly. The pretty girl married one of my friends and the ugly girl married a Yankee from Michigan, Her dad gave the Yankee one of the "D"s. Somehow I wish I had married the older pretty daughter and possibly become a "D" owner.

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Dr. Walt

12-06-2013 23:11:34

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 Re: OLD and COLD Ds in reply to 60 acre hillside, 12-06-2013 17:16:00  
60 acre:

Pretty one is more liable to run off with the first handsome stud that comes down the road. Marry the ugly one, you're the only one that would want her. Besides, that's what brown paper bags are made for.


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60 acre hillside

12-07-2013 04:11:19

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 Re: OLD and COLD Ds in reply to Dr. Walt, 12-06-2013 23:11:34  
She would have left the tractor behind. Really the pretty one did leave the fellow who married her.

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12-06-2013 20:58:09

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 Re: OLD and COLD Ds in reply to 60 acre hillside, 12-06-2013 17:16:00  
60 acre... stop and think here for a minute... What do pretty girls and bacon have in common?

(HINT>>>) They will both KILL you, a little at a time!

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