After starting out talking about your love life, and seeing pictures of the dawg, I was a bit skeptical about reading the entire post...:<0
We have a 6 pound Maltese/Yorkie mix that'll rattle the windows. Of course the wifey has to have it sleeping at the foot of our bed where it keeps me awake half the night. 3 Labs sleep in the utility room, and they don't make a sound. I'm considering joining them.