On a serious note, that does look pretty potent. I may not credit you with it, but I may use it.
On a laughing note. I do repairs at power plants plenty, and generally they are along rivers and such. One of the tool crib guys found a battery operated rubber rat caught in a rat trap. The battery was to power a motor in it that made it look like it was still breething although it was snapped on. So, as guys would go into the crib to sign out tools, he would say "Its back there around the corner" right where he had that thing setup. Guys would go back and round the corner, and I did it too because he was quite the prankster, and "AHHHHHHH!!!!", scream and jump like little girls at the huge rat still breething, snapped on in the big ol' rat trap. A few got mad. But most laughed after we put our hearts back into our chests.