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Nancy Howell 10-31-2012 11:04:16 144.162.48.145 Report to Moderator	What do you call a cow with no legs? What do you call a cow with only 3 legs? Answers will be posted later. [Reply]   [No Email]
shinnery 11-01-2012 00:46:02 74.84.13.217 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   What do you call where a one legged waitress works? IHOP Bryce [Reply]  [No Email]
dbernie 10-31-2012 20:56:43 70.194.64.8 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   So what did the four coyotes, each missin a leg, say when they walked up to ya? I don't know, friend, but I have some friends in white coats that will take you to a real nice place for you to relax awhile... Gettin worse, stop me... [Reply]  [No Email]
oldtanker 10-31-2012 21:56:10 66.228.255.239 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to dbernie, 10-31-2012 20:56:43   Quoting Removed, click Modern View to see LOL in the early 2000's I was commuting 95 miles one way every day. Saw a lot of wildlife. Every day at supper I'd tell my wife and daughter what I had seen........my daughter started teasing me about all of my "imaginary animal friends" and suggesting that I could get help for that. Rick [Reply]  [No Email]
dbernie 10-31-2012 20:47:57 70.194.64.8 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   These are gettin' bad: So what does a ballerina missin a leg wear? a 'one-one' Got it? not a tu-tu? This post was edited by dbernie at 20:51:54 10/31/12. [Reply]  [No Email]
1952DC 10-31-2012 17:41:58 76.16.92.254 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   My dog with no legs. I named him cigarette .. every evening I take him out for a drag. [Reply]  [No Email]
Thesmoothedeere 10-31-2012 20:42:07 69.171.171.158 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to 1952DC, 10-31-2012 17:41:58   lol [Reply]  [No Email]
rrlund 10-31-2012 16:37:04 207.241.137.116 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   What do you call a waitress with one leg? Illene. What do you call a one legged waitress in a Chinese resturant? Irene. [Reply]  [No Email]
Greg K 10-31-2012 14:19:33 75.105.32.39 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   You got me. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bottom of a hole? Doug (or Phil) No arms or legs laying in front of a door? Matt. [Reply]  [No Email]
SouthernFarmall 11-01-2012 06:53:18 184.3.100.6 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Greg K, 10-31-2012 14:19:33   What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond? Bob. [Reply]  [No Email]
Old Popper 10-31-2012 15:48:25 216.51.202.134 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Greg K, 10-31-2012 14:19:33   A man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves........Russell [Reply]  [No Email]
Skybo 10-31-2012 19:26:20 199.227.202.30 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Old Popper, 10-31-2012 15:48:25   What do you call guy who had had both arms and both legs amputated but still plays 4 muscical instruments at once.......Stump the Band [Reply]  [No Email]
JerryS 10-31-2012 13:14:30 98.80.111.251 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter----he ain't comin'. [Reply]  [No Email]
Old Popper 10-31-2012 15:50:55 216.51.202.134 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to JerryS, 10-31-2012 13:14:30   What do you call a deaf dog? Makes no difference, won't come anyway. [Reply]  [No Email]
samn40 10-31-2012 12:22:27 217.43.214.254 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   And what can a cow do that a woman can not? [Reply]  [No Email]
Dachshund 10-31-2012 15:40:00 216.139.126.249 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to samn40, 10-31-2012 12:22:27   A cow can stand in water up to her *knobbies* without getting her hind end wet..... [Reply]  [No Email]
Nancy Howell 10-31-2012 12:12:49 144.162.48.145 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   Congrats to Don t for the correct answer to the first joke - ground beef. Congrats to Rusted for the correct answer to the second one - lean beef. Here's another one - When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? [Reply]  [No Email]
Nancy Howell 10-31-2012 14:46:40 144.162.48.145 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 12:12:49   When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you"re a mouse. [Reply]  [No Email]
SweetFeet 10-31-2012 11:43:04 209.131.226.81 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   Thinking maybe rustedacres SD has both answers. [Reply]  [No Email]
don t-9n180179 10-31-2012 11:32:03 63.73.199.69 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   "What do you call a cow with no legs?".... Ground beef?? [Reply]  [No Email]
dave2 10-31-2012 11:15:39 79.240.157.254 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   first one= don#t call it nuthin cause it won#t come anyway...... [Reply]  [No Email]
rustacres sd 10-31-2012 11:15:35 208.88.136.10 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   no legs - Nothing. Won't come anyway. 3 legs - lean beef. [Reply]  [No Email]
WGWKy2 10-31-2012 11:12:57 98.19.150.95 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   A. Cowpile B. stool ? You said silly! Prize? [Reply]  [No Email]
ShadetreeRet 10-31-2012 11:07:41 184.4.21.191 Report to Moderator	Re: OT/silly joke in reply to Nancy Howell, 10-31-2012 11:04:16   Trembling with anticipation! LOL [Reply]  [No Email]