Attempt at humour, again????

dbernie

Member
Alrighy then,
Tryin ta joke around bout my stupid self
So yall can get a laugh/
85yo GM called (spare phone)
Said I don't cae where ya got that oonnry from.
Ya got ta quit.
Yes, mom, wished you'd got thru my thick headed skull
'for I wound up like this
Respneses aprreciated????
Fer some reason, can't find my cell phone this morn,
Danny :oops: :cry: :lol:
 
if it is on try calling it.i lost mine once off the
rear bumper, called my number and was answered by a
store clerk 5 miles from home.LOL
 
casenut1
Thank ya, sir.
I believe in one of my prior posts,
I meant to say it accidently got run over by a tractor,
Harvest time here.
I lost count at eight--
eight what? 8 concussions, where I lost count,
no maybe it was six,wait, mighta been twelve,
I don't know, lost count somewhere, lol.
Mush for brains.
No wait, I mean MUSH, Ashka,
No, shoot, don't nead her as a sled dog....
UH--what was I sayin?
 
Probly the best thing that has happen to you in a while. Gave up mine when I retired only carry one in truck "Not on person" to use in emergency.
I also have a 2 MTR ham radio which does a better job when trying to call 911 it has 50 watts verses 1/3 of a watt of cell phone. And in these hills in WV a cell phone is usless anyway. I live 3 miles from the second largest town in WV and have no cell phone signal it is about l;ine of sight.
 

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