Just on the radio.

jeffcat

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Some drunk idiot to impress his girl friend bet he could kiss his pet snake. He did. It is an eastern diamond back. Bit him in the tounge. He is in critical condition. Morons
 
...and you're complaining about a few tiny ruts in the yard? :shock:

Good grief, I can't believe some people can be so stupid. Kissing a snake? Why not marry one first like most people do!

I know, I know.....don't quit my day job! 8)
 
Years ago there was a man and his wife (girlfriend?) came to our Bible study a few times.

They were down and out, needing help, stories of struggling with alcoholism and drug use...

The man had a big flap of stretched skin that hung down from his upper lip, hung down a good 2 inches, some other facial scaring.

He readily told the story, had too much to drink one night, started playing with his "pet" rattlesnake. Was showing off that he could kiss the snake...

Got him on the upper lip.
 
Funny you should say that, at my wedding my ex mother in law said I was marrying a viper.....she proved herself to be correct.
 
A guy bet somebody in the bar that he could take the curves just east of my house at 100 mph in his Trans Am. The one who bet he couldn't,got in the car with him to watch the speedometer. They didn't make it.
 
Around 3 yr ago a major newspaper reported a church member was handling a rattler during an evening church service. The snake bit him unexpectedly on the arm during handling. This happened supposedly near Ky-Tn state line on far west side of Ky. The a paper interviewed some members and they would go to TX each March to gather enough rattlers for church since they could not find enough in western Ky. The church member passed away about 3 hours later the same evening he was bitten. This guy was in his late 40's,early 50's. The guy was offered medical attention right after the bite and said he would not need any said he had been through this situation several times before.
 
It's not clear whose mother she was, the mother of the woman you were marrying then who is now your ex-wife, or the mother of the woman you were married to before her. It's one thing if the mother of your ex-wife describes your next wife as a viper, and another thing entirely if her own mother does. You might think that it's perfectly clear because the mother of an ex-wife wouldn't be at your wedding to the next wife, but believe me, stranger things happen all the time. Like say, thinking that shoving your face up to a rattlesnake is going to turn out well.

Stan
 
She was the.mother of the woman I was marrying that day, and happily divorced further down the line. Funny part is one of the members on this forum actually has my ex mother in laws place marked as theirs on the yt members map, If they actually lived there I would have nothing but simpathy for them.....
 
There is more than one way to weed out the stupid. If you ask the right person they will tell you it was the snakes fault.
 

Some years ago a photographer took pics of people in the Southeastern mountains, some of them in snake handling churches. Some of them had horrible scars from being bitten by poisonous snakes. I don't pick up any snakes, poisonous or not.

KEH
 
Wait for it! Pretty soon you will hear the guy that sold him the snake will be sued for negligence for not warning him not to kiss the snake. The warning should also be in writing and in at least three languages.
 

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