Bubba gets no respect?

Geo-TH,In

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Why does Bubba get no respect?

Mention being Bubba's cell mate and what do you automatically think?

Mention Bubba liking a cold beer what do automatically think?

Mention Bubba wiring anything, what do you automatically think?

Mention Bubba dancing with the stars, what do you automatically think?

Bubba is the Rodney Dangerfield on YT, he gets no respect on YT.

So, Bubba gets drunk, tries to dance with a girl, falls into the Juke Box, it shorts out a the girl gets electrocuted and Bubba goes to jail.

How is that for creative writing? Please try to top it. geo.
 
Believe it or not Bubba is rather intelligent.

Once Bubba and 3 other guys applied for a job. All were equally qualified so the guy doing the hiring decided to ask each guy one more question. The one with the best answer won.

The question was, "What's the fastest thing you can think of?

Guy one answered that it was thought. When asked why he said that as soon as he heard the question he thought of an answer, so thought had to be the fastest thing he knew of.

Guy two said it was a blink. When asked why he said that everything fast was done in a blink. As such, a blink was the fastest thing he could think of.

Guy three said light. When asked why he said he could stand at his back door, turn the light on in his barn 1/4 mile away, and as fast as he flipped the switch he could see the light. For the light to travel that far before his hand even left the switch it had to be the fastest thing he knew of.

When the question was put to Bubba he sat there in thought for a few minutes. Finally he spoke up and said the fastest thing he knew of was diarrhea.

The guy doing the interviews thought that was a rather odd answer, but he still asked Bubba the reasoning behind his answer. Well said Bubba, the other night I woke up with my stomach feeling really bad, and knew I needed to hit the bathroom. I stood up, and before I could think, blink, or even turn on the light I'd done messed all over myself.........

Bubba got the job........
 
I think he was refused admission in John T's lectrisity school but got into another good school and learned they had the Ohms law. Bubba never did net along with any law and had his little sister to write to his congressman to get it repealed.

Really I like Bubba. He keeps me from being the dummest guy in the party. He liked free beer, pickled pig feet. and hard boiled eggs.
 
The ONLY person who may top Bubba is his brother in law Billy Bob lol. Gotta love the humor George, hope to see you and Wilson soon at Elnora???

Your neighbor

John T
 
So you know the rest of the story, Bill was my mentor. He taught me how to stir the pot.
 
(quoted from post at 18:51:32 08/09/16) The ONLY person who may top Bubba is his brother in law Billy Bob lol. Gotta love the humor George, hope to see you and Wilson soon at Elnora???

Your neighbor

John T

I had hopped to get some credit for Introducing Bubba plus his brother-inlaw and cousin Billy Bob to the skilled trades.
 
They both attend Redneck Tec. Majored in bungee and duct tape. Now enrolled in a new class, Velcro and zip ties. They are looking forward to Electrical tape 401. Currently they are using band aids.
 
Hey George, JUST CALL ME BUBBA LOL You mentioned Zip Ties, I just restored and updated my latest RV and ITS CHOCK FULL OF ZIP TIES !!!!!!!!!! However, I use many of the super heavy duty 3/8" or so high pound rated NOT sold at Walmart and use Velcro to keep the booth dinette cushions in place, if using Velcro and Zip Ties qualifies me as Bubba COUNT ME IN

John T
 
JT,
Don't let the word out, I buy zip ties by the 100's from HF. Velcro is extremely helpful for many things. Get mine from Wal-mart.

Bubba has to take a class at REDNECK Tech to learn how to use this technical stuff.

Someday he'll learn electrical tape is better than using band aids when splicing wires.
geo
 
Yeah but thew it all, if you needed a friend when you is gettin yawr butt beat up in a bar, and Bubba is sittin in the corner, and you always been nice to Bubba, then Bubba will, usually, save yawr worthless hide by beatin up everbody in the bar! Usually Bubba's is built like, and thows a punch like Hoss Cartwright!

So be nice to Bubba.

Scott
 

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