Wile E

Well-known Member
A buddy of mine came up with several of these.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs...

On the grill.....Frank
In the fireplace....Bernie
2 guys over a window.....Curt N Rod.
A girl on the grill.....Patty.
A guy on the roof.....Sonny.
behind a boat.....Skip.
In a hole......Phil
On the wall......Art.
on the floor.....Matt.
In a pile of leaves.....Russell.
A girl in the sink......Dawn.
 
Remember the waitress that had one leg shorter than the other? Wasn't her make Ilene?

Then there was that one legged waitress, didn't she work at the IHop....

How much memory does it take to make your computer laugh? One giggle byte.

The guy with no legs floating in the ocean...Bob

A dog with no legs...doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.....
 

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