If I Could Have One Tractor (continued)

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate, yonder here she comes
With a basket full of chicken
And a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
I open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me

I want a tractor she thinks is s-xy
One that really turns her on
She'll always starin' at me while I'm chuggin' along
She'll like the way it's pulling while it's tillin' up the land
She's even gonna be kinda crazy about my farmers tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
A tractor she thinks is s-xy

We ride back and forth till we run out of light
Take it to the barn, put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft, sit and talk with the radio on
She says she's got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little farm with a manly tractor
And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home

I want a tractor she thinks is s-xy
One that really turns her on
She'll always starin' at me while I'm chuggin' along
She'll like the way it's pulling while it's tillin' up the land
She's even gonna be kinda crazy about my farmers tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
A tractor she thinks is s-xy

She ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a (curse word omitted), man her eyes light up

Copyright 2016 shared between Kenny Chesney & KnLCountryFarms

Nice!

Here's one I heard for the first time the other day:


"Friends With Tractors"

I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane
He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked droppin' names
I said, "Well, howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors
But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors"

They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town

I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

On Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks
It's just about a guarantee some good ole boy gets stuck
Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mud hole ain't a factor
I'll sink mine to the floorboards' cause I got friends with tractors

And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowing speeders down
When they pass through from out of town

I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
Yee haw

I've been to fancy five star restaurants and I left there barely filled
They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread
That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker
But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors

And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town

I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
Yee haw

Yeah man, talking about Internationals
John Deeres, Massey Fergusons
Whatever you got, we don't discriminate
Front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers
Need 'em, gotta have 'em

I believe I do know one actor
Is Larry the cable guy an actor?
Oh well, he's got a tractor

© Rodney Atkins