Sir: I was born in a hospital bed. FARM FURNITURE.
Dr. Johnson laid me "face down" on the mattress. He insisted that HE smacked my arses.
As a by-produce, I learned to speed reed..SEELY Posturpudic.
I was named JOHN after Dr. Johnson.
Now I am know as "Johnson & Johnson"., here locally with my FIRST AID KIT at a recent traffic accident, here. I had to help the "insured's wife" with her bloddy knose.