Well, I waited until my wife was out of the house and I just threw a 220 plug on the Lincoln buzz box and plugged it into the 220 that was closest to the driveway. The wires stretched out into the driveway. barely.
Anyway, I laid down a grotesque chicken-poop bead and it is cooling now. I never used an arc welder before (yes, I used a helmet and goggles and gloves and and and...)
We'll see if I have to do it again.