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McKerrow630 01-29-2013 14:41:39 50.105.81.6 Report to Moderator	Oh kids from down the road, dumber then a box of rocks!!! We had a artrisn well (cold deep well) if you let it run oh about 5 minutes it would make your teeth hurt in your mouth. Well we where stacking hay up in the roof it was 100 plus up there. Back to the well, the kid was soaked like the rest of us. Pushed me and my brother outa the way to geta drink............well the little dummie took the hose and put over his head well when that cold hit him.........he went down like a ton of sh*t. when he came too. He asked dad when we get payed dad said end of the week. Kid said he be back friday for his check. Dad said don"t bother give him $4.00 (in 1963)there"s more to the story. Best part was seeing him layed out in cowsh*t [Reply]   [No Email]
Jgarner 01-29-2013 15:03:14 70.139.176.83 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to McKerrow630, 01-29-2013 14:41:39   I love dumber than a box of rocks. Around our parts it was dumber than a sack of hammers or dumber than a door knob. Which brings me to ask, what were the coloquial expressions for dumber than ... in other parts of the country? This could get humorous. (<: Jim [Reply]  [No Email]
j hikemper 01-29-2013 21:31:12 50.102.70.24 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Jgarner, 01-29-2013 15:03:14   i have a nephew that windier than a sack full of pharts.. [Reply]  [No Email]
C. Amick 01-29-2013 17:08:38 138.210.9.42 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Jgarner, 01-29-2013 15:03:14   Dumber than last year's sled track. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. [Reply]  [No Email]
Adirondack case guy 01-29-2013 15:39:26 74.69.160.79 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Jgarner, 01-29-2013 15:03:14   Jim, Dumber than a box of rocks is pretty standard here also. (only runnin on 3 cylinders) a complement to a JD guy hehe, (The elevator don't reach the top floor) ( few cans shy of a sixpack), (A little light in the loafers), (Head screwed on backwards), (The light is on, but knowone is home) Many more, But!! Loren [Reply]  [No Email]
McKerrow630 01-30-2013 02:43:11 50.105.80.19 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Adirondack case guy, 01-29-2013 15:39:26   "That boy ain't play'en with a fulldeck. New hired hand tried to rake hay.....starting in the middle 1st. Before dad could get to him.......well lets just say it was a real mess!!! and some pretty darn big windrows!!hee hee. As my brothers would say "glad I didn't do that" [Reply]  [No Email]
Vito 01-29-2013 17:30:17 68.118.193.1 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Adirondack case guy, 01-29-2013 15:39:26   Dumber than dirt. Vito [Reply]  [No Email]
McKerrow630 01-29-2013 16:02:27 50.105.82.36 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Adirondack case guy, 01-29-2013 15:39:26   One french fry short of a happy meal [Reply]  [No Email]
TimBinWV 01-29-2013 15:14:45 24.112.195.84 Report to Moderator	Re: another dc story in reply to Jgarner, 01-29-2013 15:03:14   One of my Dad"s fav"s..."Dumber in the head than a hog is in the a$$"... [Reply]  [No Email]